Caramel-colored coffee and other strange thoughts inside my head.
I tried selling my identity on eBay once. The wanker never paid the 12 dollar winning bid!
We believe your identity isn't worth the $12 either. In fact, we don't think it's worth anything at all. We just want your body...*Conspirator 2 jabs elbow hard into Conspirator 1's ribs* er, we mean your photographic equipment.
I'll give you $2 for the body but I'm not paying extra for shipping
Institute for Human Sciences, we must first see your credentials and a photo ID. Then we'll have to do a full investigation, including such things as background check, examining your retirement plans, and interviewing your friends, family, neighbors and teachers. This is a very unique specimen, you see, so we cannot just hand it over to just anyone. We'll give you the free shipping, but you'll still have to pay the tax.
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