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Tuesday, June 05, 2007
Now and Then
Now...and Then
This Now and Then Moment brought to you by Natural Solitude, Hayley's Mother, and The Conspiracy to Take Over JKirlin's Identity (and taking over his photography equipment in the process).
We believe your identity isn't worth the $12 either. In fact, we don't think it's worth anything at all. We just want your body...*Conspirator 2 jabs elbow hard into Conspirator 1's ribs* er, we mean your photographic equipment.
Institute for Human Sciences, we must first see your credentials and a photo ID. Then we'll have to do a full investigation, including such things as background check, examining your retirement plans, and interviewing your friends, family, neighbors and teachers. This is a very unique specimen, you see, so we cannot just hand it over to just anyone. We'll give you the free shipping, but you'll still have to pay the tax.
and Then
4 comments:
I tried selling my identity on eBay once. The wanker never paid the 12 dollar winning bid!
We believe your identity isn't worth the $12 either. In fact, we don't think it's worth anything at all. We just want your body...*Conspirator 2 jabs elbow hard into Conspirator 1's ribs* er, we mean your photographic equipment.
I'll give you $2 for the body but I'm not paying extra for shipping
Institute for Human Sciences, we must first see your credentials and a photo ID. Then we'll have to do a full investigation, including such things as background check, examining your retirement plans, and interviewing your friends, family, neighbors and teachers. This is a very unique specimen, you see, so we cannot just hand it over to just anyone. We'll give you the free shipping, but you'll still have to pay the tax.
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